Sloshed, Smashed and Soused - Part 2: The Sound of Laughter Descending
And then we were in a cab and off to another bar. Along the way the cab driver pointed to a Lucky Dog Hot dog stand, its operator leaning against the wall, his hands behind his head. “On your right,” the driver said “you will see one of New Orleans’ homeless giving a blow job for a hotdog.”
In front of me was my brother and a plate of fries and chicken strips. I drunkenly asked him how it felt to be married. My brother looked me in the eyes, with all the seriousness in the world and said "It's fucking great," just before his face fell into the plate of snacks.
At this point I was getting a second wind, which my friend Patty utilized to get me back to my hotel room to collect her things, having left them there earlier in the day as she had checked out of her own room and had a late/early flight. So we headed back down Bourbon street, and I, like an idiot, began swinging from iron pole to iron pole like an orangutan, eventually slipping on lord knows what and sliding into the legs of three very large, very angry gentlemen.
What I had forgotten, or ignored, was that my belt had come undone from my collision, and that the hand I was using to wave with was also the hand holding up my pants. So as I waved, the doors closed, my pants dropped, exposing my underwear, followed by laughter descending from beyond the metal doors.
I shuffled back to my room, pants around my legs, ready to collapse into a drunken deep sleep.
In front of me was my brother and a plate of fries and chicken strips. I drunkenly asked him how it felt to be married. My brother looked me in the eyes, with all the seriousness in the world and said "It's fucking great," just before his face fell into the plate of snacks.
At this point I was getting a second wind, which my friend Patty utilized to get me back to my hotel room to collect her things, having left them there earlier in the day as she had checked out of her own room and had a late/early flight. So we headed back down Bourbon street, and I, like an idiot, began swinging from iron pole to iron pole like an orangutan, eventually slipping on lord knows what and sliding into the legs of three very large, very angry gentlemen.
What I had forgotten, or ignored, was that my belt had come undone from my collision, and that the hand I was using to wave with was also the hand holding up my pants. So as I waved, the doors closed, my pants dropped, exposing my underwear, followed by laughter descending from beyond the metal doors.
I shuffled back to my room, pants around my legs, ready to collapse into a drunken deep sleep.
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